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Posted by
MissHova
at
4:09 PM
Dear Chocolate Loving, Metro link riding, bitch,
I'm just taking a ride home from work and I touch the seat in front of me and BAM! i touch some MELTED chocolate. MELTED chocolate!... I know you did it, bitch. I mean, If you're going to eat that shit on the train, be civil and don't drop that shit everywhere. When i find you, i'm smashing a hot, melted crunch bar down your pants. Ion need this... My fingers smell like chocolate and shit and I'm not even home yet nor do I have HAND SANITIZER. I HATE YOU!
My face was seriously like this when I realized I touched it.
Posted by
MissHova
at
12:44 PM
Dear creeper guy sitting diagonally across from me,
As EXCITING as I know staring at me is, you're going to have to stop. It's starting to creep me out.. Like for real though.. The way you sit there and stare and sip on your soda without taking your eyes off of me is pretty disturbing. Can't even study in peace... I'm going to leave.
-Peace, @Misshova
Posted by
MissHova
at
12:37 PM
So, through the course of a day I encounter alot of stuff. Some funny things, sad things, creepy things, odd things, annoying things.. etc. You get the point. While all of these types of things are occurring I am most liking thinking about it and writing them a "Dear you" note, depending on what the situation is.. Well, I'm going to start posting them. I already have like 5 from today and yesterday lol. School just started Monday so I see a whole bunch a fuckery. Shall we proceed?